Mi amor, hoy día estamos de aniversario de matrimonio, por que no matamos un pollo? -Y que culpa tiene el pollo?, por que no matamos a tu hermano que fue el que nos presento?
Dos amigos conversando: -Es que tengo problemas, porque no me se relacionar con las tias, no se de que hablar con ellas... -Nada, hombre, pero si es facil; habla de cualquier tonteria, le cuentas de tus cosas... simplemente, di lo primero que se te ocurra. Asi que el primero se va a una discoteca a practicar y alli se acerca a una piba: -Hola, como te llamas? -Manola. -Hombre, como mis pajas!
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2 cops, civilian hurt in NPA attackABS CBN NewsILOILO, Philippines - Two policemen and a civilian were hurt in an ambush by New People's Army (NPA) members in Pontevedra town, Capiz province on Friday ... |
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this weeks sports newsPonte Vedra RecorderFor a second year in a row, Ponte Vedra Beach resident Conor White was among a select group of 43 rowers and coxswains from across the nation who earned the ... |
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The House that Jim BuiltPonte Vedra RecorderThe project name was North River Island and the applicant, Mark Ambach of Ponte Vedra, requested the zoning classification be changed from commercial ... |
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Ryding is ready for a shot at the world's bestNorthamptonshire Evening Telegraph"I have also qualified again to represent my country in next year's European Championships in Pontevedra, Spain. "I am really proud I have continued to ... |
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Adventures in Costa RicaPonte Vedra RecorderEditorial intern Olivia Wilson is a student at Ponte Vedra High School and the 2010-2011 managing editor of the school's newspaper The Tiburon. |
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